so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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