whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
this is an emotional support booty call
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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