Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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