where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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