the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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