Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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