I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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