I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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