Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I supernannyed him into submission
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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