writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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