i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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