? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Randomize