What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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