Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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