She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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