Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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