just come out here and I will go home with you...
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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