I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she told me i tasted like america
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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