I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
