i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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