you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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