I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
ok first of all what the fuck
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
