We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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