After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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