What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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