Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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