May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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