I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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