Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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