Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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