Barsexuality is the new black.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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