so that wasnt chicken after all
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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