can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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