It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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