just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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