2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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