I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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