my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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