the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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