My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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