so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
