Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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