So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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