You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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I FOUND THE LEGS
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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