he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.