Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!