I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket