no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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