you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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