Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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