I just saw a hot homeless man
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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