Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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