Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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