So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
