Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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