Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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