She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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