I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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